BECAUSE SOX FANS RARELY VISIT U.S. CELLULAR FIELD…

…they end up forgetting where the ballpark is even located.

To this day, we highly doubt this kid ever forgave his dad for taking him to the wrong stadium that night.

DUMB & DRUNK WHITE SOX FAN

“WE ACTUALLY WATCH THE GAME, UNLIKE CUBS FANS.”

Another Sox fan arrested at a game, this time in 2007.

“WE ACTUALLY WATCH THE GAME, UNLIKE CUBS FANS.”

ELVIS NIGHT, 2007.  I guess this classifies as watching the game.

 

Random Hawk Harrelson Quote

“If we had good umpiring, we would win every game.”

 - Hawk Harrelson, 2006 season

REMEMBER WHEN…

…the White Sox traded for David Wells in 2001 and paid him $9.2 million for 16 starts?  David Wells would go on to say in his book that going to Chicago for a year was a way to rehab his back in order to get back with the Yankees in 2002. 

IF STICKING A BAT UP A DOLL’S ASS CAN’T GET YOU A WIN, WHAT WILL?

The White Sox are beginning to get desparate.  The lead in the division is gone.  They are on a 5 game losing streak.  So what do the players do to get things going?  Yes, that’s right, BREAK OUT THE BLOWUP DOLLS!!!!!!! 

On Sunday, the bats were circled around the two naked female dolls, one of whom had a bat inserted in its backside to prop it up. Each wore a sign over her breasts, one saying “Let’s Go White Sox” and the other reading “You’ve Got to Push,” the National Post in Toronto reported.

 

Well, needless to say, people are a little upset, like female sports writer Carol Slezak of the Chicago Sun-Times.

Doesn’t Carol Slezak have a point?  I realize the team sucks and they’re in a funk right now(note: not true, they’re just not a good baseball team) and they’re desperate to do anything to break out of it, but how does sticking baseball bats up the ass of a blowup female doll help solve their hitting problems?  Obviously it doesn’t, and it just shows what classless scumbags these White Sox players and coaches are, especially Ozzie Guillen. 

Did the dolls help?  Of course not, as the Sox lost 1-0 to the Toronto Blue Jays.

 

[Chicago Sun-Times]