DON’T TRUST ANYONE WEARING A WHITE SOX HAT
Posted by ihatethewhitesox on May 21, 2008
A man was shot to death in Harlem. The criminal was wearing a White Sox hat. It’s how the usual story goes.
Eyewitness News is told the 21-year-old man was found shot in the head on Lenox Avenue at 113th Street. Police say he fell beside a livery cab but they are not sure if the livery cab is in any way connected to the crime.
This morning police are scouring the neighborhood for clues. In fact, across the street they found a black baseball hat with the White Sox insignia on it.
It’s happened now 3 times since we’ve been tracking, and we’ve only been tracking for 3 weeks! This is ridiculous. Somebody needs to step in and either stop the sale of White Sox hats, or just arrest every single person wearing them because we all know the person wearing them is about to commit a crime or has already commited a crime or BOTH.
