NEVER TRUST ANYONE WEARING A WHITE SOX HAT

Another one this week? When will Congress step in to protect everyone from White Sox fans?

Greensboro police said two men with guns entered the Super S Mart at 2612 E. Bessemer Ave. at 12:25 a.m. today. The clerk, police said, said the men stole cash and a handgun, then ran into a nearby wooded area. The clerk, whom police did not identify, was not hurt.

Police described the first suspect as a black man with medium skin tone who was wearing blue jeans, a Chicago White Sox baseball cap and a green, gray and white horizontal striped shirt. The second suspect is a black man with a dark skin tone who was wearing a black long-sleeved shirt, jeans and a red or dark-colored baseball cap with a white design. The first man had a pistol, police said and the second man carried a shotgun.

If you see someone wearing a White Sox hat, don’t make eye contact and get out of the area as soon as possible. Always travel in numbers and if you think you’re being followed, run like crazy.

[News-Record]

NEVER TRUST SOMEBODY WEARING A WHITE SOX HAT

It’s a dangerous world we live in, no thanks to White Sox fans.

According to court records, about 10 p.m. Monday, a female employee at Hilltop Bar was preparing to close. She was grabbed from behind and had a knife put to her throat by a man wearing a ski mask and Chicago White Sox baseball cap who grabbed $800.

If you’re walking down a street at night and see somebody wearing a White Sox hat… RUN!!!!!!!!

[Post Tribune]