IF STICKING A BAT UP A DOLL’S ASS CAN’T GET YOU A WIN, WHAT WILL?
Posted by ihatethewhitesox on May 6, 2008
The White Sox are beginning to get desparate. The lead in the division is gone. They are on a 5 game losing streak. So what do the players do to get things going? Yes, that’s right, BREAK OUT THE BLOWUP DOLLS!!!!!!!
On Sunday, the bats were circled around the two naked female dolls, one of whom had a bat inserted in its backside to prop it up. Each wore a sign over her breasts, one saying “Let’s Go White Sox” and the other reading “You’ve Got to Push,” the National Post in Toronto reported.
Well, needless to say, people are a little upset, like female sports writer Carol Slezak of the Chicago Sun-Times.
Doesn’t Carol Slezak have a point? I realize the team sucks and they’re in a funk right now(note: not true, they’re just not a good baseball team) and they’re desperate to do anything to break out of it, but how does sticking baseball bats up the ass of a blowup female doll help solve their hitting problems? Obviously it doesn’t, and it just shows what classless scumbags these White Sox players and coaches are, especially Ozzie Guillen.
Did the dolls help? Of course not, as the Sox lost 1-0 to the Toronto Blue Jays.
