RED NECK WHITE SOX FAN CAN’T DANCE

I would dance too if I got to spend a night away from the Trailer park though.

DON’T TRUST ANYONE WEARING A WHITE SOX HAT

A man was shot to death in Harlem. The criminal was wearing a White Sox hat. It’s how the usual story goes.

Eyewitness News is told the 21-year-old man was found shot in the head on Lenox Avenue at 113th Street. Police say he fell beside a livery cab but they are not sure if the livery cab is in any way connected to the crime.

This morning police are scouring the neighborhood for clues. In fact, across the street they found a black baseball hat with the White Sox insignia on it.

It’s happened now 3 times since we’ve been tracking, and we’ve only been tracking for 3 weeks! This is ridiculous. Somebody needs to step in and either stop the sale of White Sox hats, or just arrest every single person wearing them because we all know the person wearing them is about to commit a crime or has already commited a crime or BOTH.

[WABC New York]

NEVER TRUST ANYONE WEARING A WHITE SOX HAT

Another one this week? When will Congress step in to protect everyone from White Sox fans?

Greensboro police said two men with guns entered the Super S Mart at 2612 E. Bessemer Ave. at 12:25 a.m. today. The clerk, police said, said the men stole cash and a handgun, then ran into a nearby wooded area. The clerk, whom police did not identify, was not hurt.

Police described the first suspect as a black man with medium skin tone who was wearing blue jeans, a Chicago White Sox baseball cap and a green, gray and white horizontal striped shirt. The second suspect is a black man with a dark skin tone who was wearing a black long-sleeved shirt, jeans and a red or dark-colored baseball cap with a white design. The first man had a pistol, police said and the second man carried a shotgun.

If you see someone wearing a White Sox hat, don’t make eye contact and get out of the area as soon as possible. Always travel in numbers and if you think you’re being followed, run like crazy.

[News-Record]

NEVER TRUST SOMEBODY WEARING A WHITE SOX HAT

It’s a dangerous world we live in, no thanks to White Sox fans.

According to court records, about 10 p.m. Monday, a female employee at Hilltop Bar was preparing to close. She was grabbed from behind and had a knife put to her throat by a man wearing a ski mask and Chicago White Sox baseball cap who grabbed $800.

If you’re walking down a street at night and see somebody wearing a White Sox hat… RUN!!!!!!!!

[Post Tribune]

Random Hawk Harrelson Quote

“They[Sox] absolutely just gift wrapped 8 runs here tonight.”

– This week vs. the Angels

Now I see gift wrapping 1,2, maybe 3 runs in a ballgame. But 8? At that point, it’s safe to say that the other team is far superior talent-wise than the White Sox. You don’t “gift wrap 8 runs,’ but instead you get your ass kicked. And how about you give some credit where credit is due, for once?

MIKE DOWNEY: GET RILED FOR THESE MEDIOCRE WHITE SOX!!!!

Today’s Chicago Tribune has another article showcasing the Inferiority Complex that White Sox, the White Sox announcers, and White Sox fans suffer. Mike Downey, a respected writer for many years, decides that he would like to whine and pout about the lack of coverage the White Sox, and in doing so, brings up the Chicago Cubs.

“White Sox Are Hot, City Is Not Bothered“

Interesting. An 18-19 team is considered hot? You’ll have to get me that definition of “hot.” Orlando Cabrera would disagree with you on how “hot” the White Sox are this season.

As of Monday morning, Sox pitcher Gavin Floyd had flirted with a no-hitter twice. He has given up a mere 29 hits in 7 starts – a fantastic stat. Do you see Floyd jerseys everywhere you go? Do they sell like Kosuke Fukudome’s? No.

Well who’s fault is that???? Who is buying White Sox jerseys? WHITE SOX FANS BUY WHITE SOX JERSEYS. If you want to blame someone for lack of Gavin Floyd jerseys, blame the pathetic fanbase who is refusing to buy them. And don’t you dare blame the Chicago media for not talking about Gavin Floyd more. If the White Sox had real fans who watch the games, they wouldn’t need the media to tell them that Gavin Floyd is pitching well. Sox fans would already know this. BLAME THE TERRIBLE FANS.

As of Monday morning, Javier Vazquez led the American League in strikeouts. He has become the undisputed ace of this White Sox pitching staff.

Has this been enough to make people stop bringing up the fact that the Sox sent a good young outfielder, Chris Young, to the Arizona Diamondbacks to get Vazquez?

No.

Why shouldn’t this brought up? Chris Young bats 3rd on arguably the best team in the Majors. He can play centerfield, a position the White Sox have struggled at since Aaron Rowand was traded. Chris Young has the potential to be an elite player in this league. Meanwhile Javier Vazquez is the staff ace for a team that’s 18-19 in the worst division in baseball.

They have a legitimate shot at the postseason now, same as the Cubs do.

Yes, you’re correct. Nobody has been eliminated from the postseason yet. It is, after all, May 13th.

A day doesn’t go by without somebody gushing about how great the Cubs look. (Whereas the last time I looked in the standings, the Cubs were only 11/2 games ahead of the so-so Houston Astros and 41/2 up on the p.u. Pittsburgh Pirates.)

The Cubs are 8 games over .500 after only 38 games. What do you want their record to be, undefeated? The White Sox are 2 games better than the terrible Kansas City Royals, but you omitted that one. Cherry picking stats, are you?

Repeat: As of Monday morning the White Sox were a game out of first place.

They should get a standing ovation. Instead, what they get is ignored or insulted.

Give me a break. So the White Sox should get a standing ovation for underachieving once again? They are only 3 years removed from a World Series title. 18-19 means standing ovation? Get real.

[Chicago Tribune]

ORLANDO CABRERA: WE REALLY STINK

It’s nice to finally see some rare intelligence from somebody associated with the Chicago White Sox organization.

“We stink,” Cabrera said. “We’re (bleeping) right now. We really stink.”

The Sox are somehow in 2nd place, and that’s thanks to being in the worst division in all of baseball. If the Twins or the Indians or the Tigers get hot, the Sox will be 20 games out by the start of July.

[Daily Herald]

CARLOS GOMEZ HITS FOR CYCLE AGAINST WHITE SOX

Carlos Gomez, an outfielder who came over from the New York Mets in the Johan Santana trade, hit for the cycle for the first place Minnesota Twins. It’s the first cycle against the White Sox since Mike Blowers did it in 1998.

The pathetic White Sox offense scored 1 run, lost the game 13-1.

“DOLLGATE” IN VIDEO FORM

Here’s a video recently made about the Chicago White Sox voodoo, blowup sex doll story.

DRUNK SOX FAN PUSHES CUBS FAN THROUGH WINDOW

A drunk James Falakos was charged with aggravated battery, after he acted like a typical White Sox fan and threw a Cubs fan through a Domino’s storefront window.

A White Sox fan became angry with a Chicago man who was a Cubs fan and pushed him into the window of Domino’s Pizza in uptown Normal, breaking the window, a Normal police report said.

Details of the argument haven’t been released, but it’s safe to assume that James Falakos suffers from the same inferiority complex that Ozzie Guillen, the White Sox organization, and all their fans are inflicted with.

[Pantagraph]